Sunday, December 26, 2010

A Christmas Tale........

Disclaimer: All characters are fictional any likeness to characters living or dead is coincidental and any resemblance to real events is accidental

Twas the day after Christmas
and all through the house
The kids were all fighting over
the computer mouse

The wrapping was strewn
from here to there
and the children were lounging
without a care

With me in my slippers and
Pa building some crap
All we really wanted was
a long winter's nap

When up from the basement
we heard such a clatter
We rushed to the stairs
to see what was the matter

When what to our wondering
eyes did appear
3 guilty children
all pointing in fear

With a hole in the wall
and wires all I could see
I knew in a moment
It must be the Wii
More rapid than Ninja
and a lot less tame
I yelled and I hollered
and I called them by name

Now Noah and Erin and
Joshua too-
Your driving me crazy
What will I do?

Now dash away, dash away
dash away all
Just give me a moment
before I Bawl

They sprang to their feet
and all gave a wiggle
They flew up the stairs
with just a slight wiggle

I heard them exclaim
as they dove ouuta sight
"Don't worry Mom-
It's Christmas
That makes it alright!"

I hope that you and your family found this season with the blessing of righteousness that was bestowed on us through the gift and life of  Jesus Christ!

1 comment:

  1. That is funny - except that it's not. :) Corey got an XBox on Christmas, and after a LONG time setting it up and on the FOURTH play of his football game, Cooper accidentally kicked it and ruined the game. One thing about Christmas, we get to work on our patience! :)

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